

- Would you like to knoe my secret identity for free#
- Would you like to knoe my secret identity professional#

Which is not true, at least not till I’m 99% of the way there. They may think I would take it easy, that I am not hungry enough, that I will become a slacker. Well, I don’t want my boss (nor my boss’ boss) to know so as to avoid career and salary suicide.
Would you like to knoe my secret identity professional#
I talk about my life, my family, my past and my professional path so that if you knew me and read it, you’d probably know who I am. This blog, like most others focusing on the topic not only of Financial Independence but also of Retire Early (FIRE), are anonymous. Submitting them - you cannot submit someone else's work.A secret identity is a person’s alter ego which is not known to the general populace, most often used in fiction. These materials must be created ONLY by the person
Would you like to knoe my secret identity for free#
Uploading or otherwise submitting any materials to Neopets, you (and your parents) areĪutomatically granting us permission to use those materials for free in any manner we can think And despite her disabilities and wacky appearance, I have come to the conclusion that I wouldn't choose any other owner in the world. She teases me just as much as I’ve teased her. Running is difficult for a robot Meepit, and a foot-less baby.Īlthough she may be much different (and less edible) then an omelette, I wouldn't trade her for a million omelettes. She usually gets mistaken for a blue draik egg while she's on stage, and then we have to make a run from those hungry and nose-less Kadoaties mentioned above. Eggroller, anyone? And despite the horror you probably thought when you read this, she actually enjoys it as well. While my owner has no arms, that also means she has no way of stopping me when I decide to push her off a hill and jump on for a dizzying ride.

You can't call me stupid.) Have you ever been to a Tyrannian concert with an egg? Sneaking in with an omelette would have received less stares.Īll this work for my owner makes my metal rust.ĭespite my owner's constant needs, however, one still has to love her though. (And as far as robots go, I do my owners homework for her. Have you ever been ordered to do an eggs homework? Yeah, I don't think omelettes have homework, otherwise they'd just say that their owner ate them along with it. Eggs aren't free in Tyrannia daily, and they order you to help them with stuff. Some people make fun of eggs and robots, saying that Baby Pteris are the equivalent of omelettes and robots are dumb. Someone should thwap my owner's owner with a wet fish just to teach her the real meaning of 'funny'. It's more difficult for me to move, and people stare at the 'diabolical robotic Meepit' whenever I go somewhere. She also thought it'd be funny to paint me robot. My owner's owner is an idiot, and clearly thought that painting her with a baby paint brush would be amusing. Many people have asked me how my owner got this way. I don't know how my owner does it, but somehow she still yells at me through an egg shell. But apart from them, I doubt you've ever wondered. Well, Kadoaties already live lives without noses. My owner, to put things simply, is lacking many things you take for granted.Įver thought of how life would be without arms? Feet? A face? A nose? Although it may sound like I am a hen, I assure you that is not what I mean. Now that I've introduced myself, I will trust you and only you to know my occupation.

Having a secret identity keeps up the tough robot look, she says. My owner just ordered that I keep my identity secret for this spotlight. I normally have a far more sinister and threatening name. Just to let you know, my name is not really snarfnoodle.
